The Heinrich Show

Banned Commercials – Hyundai video commercial from france (g

This was banned in France. I can’t figure out why.

Hyundai – Restless

Amazingly, this ad was BANNED in Australia becuase it showed kids driving a car…they were afraid kids would “copy” this idea.

oh please.

Start with a big one!

Ever see those, “Make millions in real estate with no money down” types on late night tv?

Ever wonder why they are on late night tv?

Here is bright young lad who learned that late night tv ads can get you millions into debt.

 http://iamfacingforeclosure.com/

Oprah has a book club, why shouldn’t I?

I was perusing some of the politically extreme websites, when I came upon some tasty titles.

Annexing Mexico! Yes, of course! That will end the Mexican Border problem once and for all. I just hope our newfound subjects citizens all vote Republicanos! What about Guatemala? Once we have a border with Guatemala.. we could have Guatemalan border problems. The next book, “Annexing Guatemala” should be a smash hit as well. I wonder which book will end the series? “Annexing Chile” or “Annexing Argentina”?

The title of this book confused me at first; “Transfer of Wealth” sounds like a tax book, or a book on how to make money somehow. But it is not. It is a case for NATIONWIDE concealed carry of weapons. That is a great idea!! A nation of Americans armed to the teeth. Fighting for a parking spot at Costco will take on a whole new dimension. Will children be carrying too? .22 cals for the little ones, .38’s for High Schoolers, 9 mm for College kids. Adults can carry .45s…those have REAL stopping power!! You could mount .50 calibers on your car,( or your Hummer). Rocket launchers and torpedoes for your boat to ward off pesky pirates (arrrgh!). I am sure all these suggestions will be in the THIRD edition.

Dick Cheney vs. Nancy Pelosi: The Blink-Off

Proof that Dick Cheney is not of this world.

Anna Nicole Smith, dead at 39.

Looking for a nice place to sleep while your in Japan?

Hotels are very expensive, so if you need a place to sleep, follow the example of the Japanese.

This year, the SuperBowl commericals SUCKED!

The auctioneer at the wedding? Not funny.

The rabbit abusing a mouse? Not funny.

Office Workers acting like the “Lord of the Flies”? Not funny.

I wasn’t in a good mood any way; the next Jet game isn’t until September 10th.

Update: The New York Times agrees with me…